Just Running In for Milk
Nobody has ever just run in for milk.
Funny Comics About Everyday Fails
Stick-figure strips, single-panel cartoons, funny charts and text-message fails. New comics every week.
My Car Broke Down
Never fake car trouble to a boss with a window.
Where Parallel Parking Time Really Goes
Nine minutes, five percent of them parking.
Check Engine Light: Fixed
The cheapest car repair there is.
Reply All
Always check the To line.
Red Wire or Black Wire?
Some questions get a phone call. This one gets a visit.
Home Projects: Estimate vs. Reality
The grill is still not assembled.
You're on Mute
Two minutes of pure persuasion. Zero sound.
Measure Twice, Cut Once
He followed the rule. Mostly.
If They Have Eggs, Get Six
He followed the instructions exactly.